Helloooo? is anybody home? listen sweet things, I hate to be the hateful one who's always right, but you are all so painfully lost I realize I must.
Homemade toys? who are you people and what are your names? did you miss the part were the seventies ended and it became ok to be materialistic? you dont use a wooden spoon or a plastic whatever for your pussy. My dear swet misguided ones; get over your anti-materialistic hippie issues, and go buy yourselves some quality product. done.
Dear Forum Master, please tell these sweet misguided folk were they can purchase sex toys online-and while your at it, please post the address of web sites that sell personell hygene products, I fear they might need some of those too.